fv_poster | Gift for elipie by thingswithwings (Batman

Title of vid: Kinky Neighbors
Recipient: elipie
Vidder: thingswithwings
Fandom: Batman - Adam West (1966)
Music: The Kinky Neighbors Song by The Wet Spots
Summary: It's a town where a lot of people like to put on costumes and tie each other up.
Content notes: other, A lot of non-consensual situations (bondage, torture, drugging, imprisonment, molestation by plants, etc.) treated as if they are consensual.
Signed length: 02:11
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Link to signed vid

Lyrics
It happens fairly often when we get to getting off

and then a soft and tender thud comes through the wall

we know that they can hear us

it's their little way to cheer us on

since they apparently have no sex at all

we suspect that they're a little shy

yes that must be the reason why

they never seem to look us in the face

we'll have to have a do

where we invite them over to

get to know us in a confidential way

and we'll say

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

it's great that you came by to see the pad

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

how lovely that you brought your mom and dad

won't you step in and have a gin and tonic

we'll mix it up and serve it in a nice colonic

hi hi we're your kinky neighbours

and we know how to treat our neighbours right

have you met our friend Horatio

he's into that fellatio

but Geraldine's a top and somewhat rigid

I see you have a massive fist

are you a sadomasochist?

if so Manuel can handle up to twenty inches

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

thank you so much for calling the police

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

they've learned to show up with their truncheons greased

if you should be awakened by some screaming late at night

it only means our nipple clamps are on a little tight

so hi hi we're your kinky neighbours

and we know how to treat our neighbours right

hi hi we're your super duper kinky neighbours

and we know how to treat our neighbours right!

hi!

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I am really, deeply glad that this vid exists. The show's ethos of "Nothing really *truly* bad is going to happen" makes everything work out for the best in the end, no matter how tied up and naked anybody gets along the way.

What a song, what a vid! Love it.

Oh, my. There's a lot of sub text that missed watching this show as a kid.

OMG, so fucking amazing. I'm going to have to come back to comment later on just how wonderful it is.

I can't believe youtube allowed this to stay up. I love this SO much. I kind of hoped someone would go with this request but like… this surpassed any expectations I could possibly have, oh my god. I literally was laughing throughout the ENTIRE VID the first time I watched it and now that I'm watching it again bit by bit, it's just like… I have to keep pausing it so I don't miss anything because there are SO MANY great cuts and I need to fully appreciate this masterpiece. The fellatio and twenty inches lines are KILLING me. Your editing is amazing and your brain is amazing. THANK YOU!!!!

AMAZING. This is just so beautiful, I don't have words.

THIS IS SO FUNNY, OH MY GOD. It's such a beautiful celebration of everything I adore about this Batman -- it's cheesy, it's pervy, it's full of riding crops and spandex! I spat out my tea and howled with laughter at the "twenty inches" line. What a joyful creation this is. :D

*dies laughing*

Oh, this was perfect. Absolutely perfect.

I'm in love. When you started doing very literal matchups of lyric to video I just about died because of course this show has perfect footage for that AND HOW. Glorious.

AMAZING AND RIDICULOUS! I love it -- best and kinkiest of neighbours!

Utterly fabulous!

so amazingly hilarious

What I loved best about the show when I was a kid was all the ridiculously kinky peril they always ended up in, and I am AGOG and DELIGHTED that it was every bit as kinkily perilous as I remember. :-D Yes, mmm, more, please.

That song is hilarious and goes so beautifully with the show.

Amazeballs. Love how the song about kink as normative makes Batman seem so much more grounded in realism.

Oh, this was perfect. Perfect! Such a gleeful celebration!

HEEE! This is fabulous. I love it.

This is the best thing I have ever seen. SUCH CAMP. VERY KINK. WOW. :-D :-D

Edited 2015-02-01 15:34 (UTC)

I'm laughing forever. This is pefection!

This is SO DELIGHTFUL. I shrieked with laughter all the way through. FABULOUS.

Epic and hilarious, thank you for bringing this into our lives!

Hilarious song, fantastic editing, delightful vid!

Hahahhahahahahhahahhaa. oh, what fun.

This vid clearly has needed to exist for so long, and I am delighted you have accepted this challenge so exceptionally! It's amazing. :D

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS but particularly Robin's face during the 'gifted at fellatio' line but also ALL OF IT GOSH I am grinning so hard I can't stop :D :D :D