fv_poster | Gift for elipie by thingswithwings (Batman

Title of vid: Kinky Neighbors
Recipient: elipie
Vidder: thingswithwings
Fandom: Batman - Adam West (1966)
Music: The Kinky Neighbors Song by The Wet Spots
Summary: It's a town where a lot of people like to put on costumes and tie each other up.
Content notes: other, A lot of non-consensual situations (bondage, torture, drugging, imprisonment, molestation by plants, etc.) treated as if they are consensual.
Signed length: 02:11
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Lyrics
It happens fairly often when we get to getting off

and then a soft and tender thud comes through the wall

we know that they can hear us

it's their little way to cheer us on

since they apparently have no sex at all

we suspect that they're a little shy

yes that must be the reason why

they never seem to look us in the face

we'll have to have a do

where we invite them over to

get to know us in a confidential way

and we'll say

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

it's great that you came by to see the pad

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

how lovely that you brought your mom and dad

won't you step in and have a gin and tonic

we'll mix it up and serve it in a nice colonic

hi hi we're your kinky neighbours

and we know how to treat our neighbours right

have you met our friend Horatio

he's into that fellatio

but Geraldine's a top and somewhat rigid

I see you have a massive fist

are you a sadomasochist?

if so Manuel can handle up to twenty inches

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

thank you so much for calling the police

hi there we're your kinky neighbours

they've learned to show up with their truncheons greased

if you should be awakened by some screaming late at night

it only means our nipple clamps are on a little tight

so hi hi we're your kinky neighbours

and we know how to treat our neighbours right

hi hi we're your super duper kinky neighbours

and we know how to treat our neighbours right!

hi!