fv_poster | Gift for happydork by cosmic-llin (The Great British Bake Off)

Title of vid: All Rise
Recipient: happydork
Vidder: cosmic-llin
Fandom: The Great British Bake Off
Music: All Rise by Blue
Summary: You try to pray, but the jury will decide.
Content notes: No standardized notes apply
Signed length: 02:41
Signed URL: http://cosmic-llin.dreamwidth.org/21407.html

Lyrics
You're on the stand

(Stand)

With your back

Against the wall

(Wall)

Nowhere to run

(Run)

And nobody

You can call

(Call) Oh no

I just can't wait

(Wait)

Now the case is

Open wide (wide)

You'll try to pray

(Pray)

But the jury will decide

(Decide)

Baby I swear

I tell the truth

(Uhuh)

About all the things

You used to do

And if you thought

You had me fooled

(Come on)

I'm tellin' you now

Objection overruled

Oh baby

One for the money

And the free rides

It's two for the lie

That you denied

All rise

(All rise)

All rise

(All rise, all rise)

Three for the calls

You've been making

It's four for the times

You've been faking

All rise

(I'm gonna tell it

To your face)

All rise

(I rest my case)

So step back 'cause

You don't know this cat

I know deep down that

You don't want me to react

I lay low leaving

All my options open

The decision of the jury

Has not been spoken

Step in my house

You find that

Your stuff has gone

(Gone)

But in reality to whom

Does the stuff belong?

I bring you into court

To preach my order

And you know that

You overstep the border,

Uhuh

One for the money

And the free rides

It's two for the lie

That you denied

(Ooh)

All rise

(All rise)

All rise

(All rise, all rise)

Three for the calls

You've been making

(Yeah)

It's four for the times

You've been faking

All rise

(All rise, all rise)

All rise

(All rise, all rise)

One for the money and

The free rides

(What you say)

It's two for the lie

That you denied

(Can't you pay)

All rise

(What you've done)

All rise

Three for the calls

You've been making

(What you say)

It's four for the times

You've been faking

(Can't you pay)

All rise

(What you've done)

All rise

(Where you've gone)

One for the money

And the free rides

It's two for the lie

That you denied

(Oh)

All rise

(Oh)

All rise

(Uhuh uhuh)

Three for the calls

You've been making

It's four for the times

You've been faking

I said all rise

I'm gonna tell it

To your face

All rise, I rest my case

(Uhuh uhuh)

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PUNS! YOU MADE PUNS! I died when I saw the title, and then oh, the final pun, you are the best of humans and you have made excellent choices with your life! :D

Also, I guess, the vid is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND I LOVE IT. The technical challenge montage ("But in reality to whom / Does the stuff belong?") with the handraising at the end oh my god. Tea! Sitting on the floor watching the oven! Dropping things! ALL THEIR LITTLE FACES! Thank you, festividder, you are awesome, this vid is awesome.

I love how this is both hilarious and also really warm and kind. <3 ALSO THE ENDING. :DDDDD

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

A Bake-off vid with puns! Nothing hurts and everything is beautiful!

This is deeeeelightful omg. :D

OMG that was adorable!

This show makes me so happy, and so does this vid.

I really enjoyed this - I particularly liked the way you used Sue Perkins, Master Rapper. And the final pun made me laugh so much :D

INSPIRED. THIS IS HILARIOUS AND GLORIOUS AND I LOVE IT. I have never even watched the Bake Off but I loved the PUNS and the FEELINGS and the HILARIOUS LITERALISM and I AM CACKLING WITH LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW. A++++++++

Oh my GOD this is PERFECT and DELIGHTFUL and SO FULL OF *PUNS*. :D Your timing! Their faces! The montages! Yes, good. :D So so happy, will rewatch many, many times. <3