Gift for Trelkez by kuwdora (The Decoy Bride)

[fv_poster]

Title of vid: Low
Recipient: Trelkez
Vidder: kuwdora
Fandom: The Decoy Bride
Music: Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain
Summary: Shawty got low, low, low, low.... standards.
Content notes: I prefer not to give content notes (viewer proceeds at their own risk: could be anything)
Signed length: 02:49
Signed URL:

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Lyrics
[Intro - T-Pain]

Mmmmmmmm

Let me talk to 'em

Let me talk to 'em

Mmmmmmm

Let me talk to 'em

C'mon!



[Chorus (T-Pain):]

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)

Boots with the fur (with the fur)

The whole club was looking at her

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)

Next thing you know

Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Them baggy sweat pants

And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)

She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)

She hit the floor (she hit the floor)

Next thing you know

Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low



[Flo-Rida]

I ain't never seen something that'll make me go

This crazy all night spending my dough

Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go

Them birthday cakes they stole the show

So sexual

She was flexible professional

Drinking X&O

Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa

Did her thing seen shawty get low

Ain't the same when it's up that close

Make it rain I'm making it snow

Work the pole I gotta bank roll

I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes

I'm in to that I love women exposed

She threw it back at me I gave her mo

Cash ain't a problem I know where it go



[Chorus (T-Pain)]



[Flo-Rida]

Hey shawty what I gotta do to get you home

My jeans filled with guap and they're ready for showing

Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown

Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan

One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)

Now that's three grand

What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man

I'm dealing rubber bands

That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders

I knew it was over

That heny and Cola got me like a soldier

She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her

So lucky on me I was just like clover

Shawty was hot like a toaster

Sorry but I had to fold her

Like a pornography poster

She showed her



[Chorus (T-Pain)]

Comments

[trelkez]

Oh my god. Oh my GOD. This is a really good example of how SUMMARIES ARE IMPORTANT, because the vid itself is amazing but the added context adds a whole extra layer of hilarity to it, and I had to pause three or four times to regroup before moving on because it was TOO AMAZING. I can't believe someone actually vidded Decoy Bride for me (!!), but I DO know that I just queued it up on my TV for tonight so that I can watch it with an entire bottle of wine and then watch this vid repeatedly and cackle endlessly into the night. AMAZING. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[cupidsbow]

Hilarious and adorable. I'm definitely adding this movie to my watch list.

[purplefringe]

What is this film?! Why is David Tennant dressed like that?! I have literally 1000 questions. BUT the main one is 'why haven't I watched this yet?' because your vid is DELIGHTFUL and snappily edited and full of an infectious kind of joy that made me grin even though I have no idea what is going on :-D

[starlady]

I have no idea about the source other than my friend's ten second summary, but this vid is delightful. :D

[elipie]

This is hysterical. A+++ on the summary and song choice. You did a good job of showing how much of a total douche David Tennant is in this movie and I love it.

[frayadjacent]

This is DELIGHTFUL. I love your editing rhythm, and this was tons of fun to watch even not knowing the source.

[ghost_lingering]

This is really fun!

[grammarwoman]

If the movie is half as enjoyably ridiculous and adorkable as this vid makes it out to be, I must watch it pronto. :)

[restfield]

Aww, this is amazing, your vid is the best thing ever that happened to this movie =)

[kuwdora]

okay, okay, finally got around to watching this since I keep getting accused of making it. this movie is hilariously terrible but the song is hilariously perfect and I still don't know what's up with the stones with the faces. I would never wish the movie upon anyone, but the vid is a lot of fun!

[tamcranver]

What a fantastically funny vid! I was really entertained throughout by the matchup between the lyrics and the clips--like, every time we got to "the whole club was looking at her" was different and equally amazing. But you got a lot of really adorable stuff in there, too. Awesome all around!

[franzeska]

Their little faaaces!

[deirdre_c]

I have no idea what is going on in this movie, all I know is that YOU MADE ME LOVE IT!!! :)))

Super fun! Delightfulness!

[swizzlespoon]

Had heard the source was pretty awful, which is why I haven't watched it yet. But this vid is fun and cute so either I was misinformed about the movie or it's a case where a not-great source can be made into a great vid. So yay!