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Title of vid: If I Was A Great White Shark
Recipient: SDWolfpup
Vidder: Deejay
Fandom: Jaws series
Music: The Great White Shark Song/The Theme to 'Jaws' by Andy Brandy Casagrande IV and John Williams
Summary: Chompy goodness.
Content notes: I prefer not to give content notes (viewer proceeds at their own risk: could be anything)
Signed length: 04:06
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Lyrics
[spoken]
If you find yourself nose to nose with a Great White (man-eating) Shark
The thing to do is to leave the water quietly
Just as if your only thought was to rub in more suntan lotion
[sung]
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
And ask you, how you do
Then you'd look at me and pull out a harpoon and try to shoot me
Then I'd realize how kind of really hungry I am right now
Sorry about your leg, I'll be back in a while for the rest
Don't stress, my sister will be back to clean up this mess
Relax, kick back, it's only a Great White Shark attack
RAR!
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
'Cuz sharks like surfing, too
You paddle out, chasing the fat sets and pushing the sunset
Then I'd realize I've never seen a seal so fat and slow
Sorry about your arm, I just didn't know
Think fast, swim back, you still look like a seal
Your wet suit's so black and red
Great White Sharks dive four-thousand feet
Swim across the world, damn, isn't that deep?
Forty-million years and they haven't changed
Apex predator, survival's the game
Ambush-style is how they hunt
Seven rows of teeth, lorenzini in the front
Oh, you know I wouldn't bite you
No, if I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
If I was a Great White, I wouldn't bite you, but I'd swim right next to you
'Cuz it's my ocean, too
So, please keep it clean, 'cuz I can be wicked mean
And I got sharp teeth, and if I realized that
You don't care about the sea
Well, that means you don't care about me
Oh, well, that's fine, I'll just rip you in bloody half this time
Yeah, if I was a Great White, yeah, if I was a Great White Shark
RAR!
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