Gift for Galadriel by echan (Demolition Man)

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Title of vid: Asshole
Recipient: Galadriel
Vidder: echan
Fandom: Demolition Man
Music: Asshole by Denis Leary
Summary: I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it.
Content notes: Physical triggers (e.g., epilepsy or migraine: strobe lights, bright lights, "stuttery" cuts between 2-3 stills)
Signed length: 02:41
Signed URL:

Link to signed vid post.

Lyrics
I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
Nah

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

Comments

[deelaundry]

AWESOME! Definitely captured the spirit of the movie. :D

[echan]

Woot, thank you!

[sasha_feather]

This is awesome! So funny and such an appropriate song.

[echan]

Thanks!

[condnsdmlk]

Hee! This was a lot of fun - just like the film! Brilliant stuff :D

[echan]

Thank you! I've loved this movie for years, glad to finally vid it.

[luthien82]

I thoroughly enjoyed that! What an appropriate song choice :D

[echan]

Thank you! John Spartan is such an asshole, even before he lands in future utopia.

[franzeska]

Perfect song choice! I love your musicality, especially at 1:19 with the tv or whatever that is smashing into stuff.

[echan]

Thanks!! I'm fairly certain that's an old CRT TV Spartan is waving around by the power cord; not sure that would work in reality, but Spartan's a badass so he pulls it off.